Punk Pastoralist Pillows

Cow Piercing.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Nice haircut."

Punkins

'Punk Rock?'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

"He was much more effective in the field."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Original punks go to reunion

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Australian punk

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

Punk Angel

"What should I say this is about?"

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

'Rock and roll's so middle class nowadays.'

Hedgehog/Punk Romance

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

William Hague as a punk.