Pious Punk Pillows

Holier Than Thou

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Punkins

"Nice haircut."

'Punk Rock?'

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Nun Binning the Devil

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Monk on the beach

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Original punks go to reunion

Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Australian punk

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Punk Angel

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."