Pious Punk T-Shirts

Holier Than Thou

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Nice haircut."

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

Vivienne Westwood

Punkins

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

Nun Binning the Devil

'Punk Rock?'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Monk on the beach

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Ian Dury

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.

Original punks go to reunion

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Australian punk

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Punk Angel