Pastoral Poet T-Shirts

"What should I say this is about?"

"It's a working lunch."

Shepherd and the Lost Sheep

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Support group for sheep.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"He was much more effective in the field."

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

It MUST be Valentines Day!

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

Down On the Farm

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

'I don't understand. I haven't done anything to encourage them...'

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

"God, I hate cows."

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

'Go on and have fun, I'll keep an eye on him...'

They're short of staff!

My mother was the one that pushed me into this business.

"Are we bucolic or just afraid to take risks?"

Rural Life - 'Good God, I'm afraid we're nabbed!'

See, son? That's what happens when you don

'Sheep love tales very much.'

'Do you want to tell him or should I?'

A cattle baron.

Sheep dreaming of man jumping over fence