Pastoral Philosopher T-Shirts

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

'I don't understand. I haven't done anything to encourage them...'

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

Life is simpler in the sticks.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

"He was much more effective in the field."

Yogi back in 5.

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

Out for lunch... GOD

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

'Look at all of God's children. Then again, they might be just thousands of tiny, little circles.'

"I would cite you to the Apostle Paul and his lear and wise command in Romans 13, to obey the laws of the government because God has ordained the government for his purposes."

Priest

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"What should I say this is about?"

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

Religion, This End Up

"They're on a silent retreat."

Yahweh/Your Way

"I've never trusted cows."

Catholic-Protestant Debates....

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'