Punk Music Companion Gifts

"Don't call me ska face!"

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Punk Reindeer

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Punkins

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

"Nice haircut."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Punkins

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'Punk Rock?'

"Which one's mine?"

"I'm putting you on country music."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Disease-y Top

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Graffitti.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Chippunks

Lou Reed

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Original punks go to reunion

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Ian Dury

Australian punk