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"Don't call me ska face!"

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Punk Reindeer

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

"Nice haircut."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Punkins

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'Punk Rock?'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Which one's mine?"

"I'm putting you on country music."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Graffitti.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Disease-y Top

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Lou Reed

Original punks go to reunion

Australian punk

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

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