Punk Aesthete Gifts

'Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

"Nice haircut."

Punkins

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'Punk Rock?'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Disease-y Top

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Cybergoth.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Australian punk

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Ian Dury

Chippunks

Punk Angel

'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'

Bad Hare Day

Skater dude.

William Hague as a punk.

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

Hedgehog/Punk Romance

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'