Punk Aesthete Pillows

'Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Nice haircut."

Punkins

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'Punk Rock?'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Disease-y Top

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Cybergoth.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Australian punk

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Chippunks

Punk Angel

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

William Hague as a punk.

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

Bad Hare Day

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

Skater dude.

Hedgehog/Punk Romance