Pungi Enthusiast Gifts

Snake Charmer

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Polar bear bowling alley

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Have you seen my dad?"

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Penguin

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Surprise in the salad bowl

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

COWS: Cow Pong