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"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

COWS: Cow Pong

Penguin