Puncture Specialist Pillows

'I think I'll go home and eat'

Punk Reindeer

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

Boating Reflection

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

"Now that's a match made in heaven!"

Tree piercings.

'Never accuse me of not lending a hand. I've just sewn your bicycle patch on.'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

'Kids today!'

'I was let down by the old bouncy castle.'

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"Nice lip piercing."

'Like them? They mean, we're engaged to be engaged!'

"Sorry mate - you're pierced."