Punctuality Stickler Pillows

You're late!

Annie decided to never date another subway worker.

Sundial Time

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

'Am I the first one here?'

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

Big Ben

"Help! Set me free!"

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"I'm very good with punctuation."

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

'Sorry I'm late!'

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'

'Your wife came by and left a message'

Late for a date,,,

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

"Is that a new watch?"

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."