Timing Stickler Pillows

At the Academy.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

I have a new linguistic pet peeve. It's when, instead of just saying something like, "Bob ate a sandwich," people say, "Bob, he ate a sandwich." It drives me absolutely crazy. Speaking as a psychiatrist, that's a short drive, Al.

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

Department of Education - No smoaking.

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

Monk painting a spelling mistake.

"Are you aware that in your submission you misspelled 'deer editer'?"

"Whoes jumping? My secretary enforces a strict 'No Smoking' policy"

'Safe!'

"Why does he keep in the same players?"

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Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

"May I remind the faculty that, in the event of a nuclear strike, atom bombs take a gender-neutral pronoun."

'It's your S.O.S. note returned with spelling corrections on it.'

"Almost Ready"

Valentine's Day

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

'The movie started 40 minutes ago.'

'I see that you have crossed you t's and opened you e's. That's always a good sign.'

"No no no...You can kick the ball into touch, not the opposition!"

"The Department of Revenue and Tax? No, sorry, never heard of it before. You must have dialed the wrong number. This is the Department of Tax and Revenue."

You're late!

"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."

'First of all, your sign is misspelled!'

'My son is away at college majoring in communication. When he sends me an email message, I have to run it through the spell checker before it makes sense to me.'

"For goodness sake, I don't need to do a new risk assessment each time I cut a new tree..."

Is it time for church already? I tolled you so!

"The key is to hit the deck before the ball arrives. Jake, not so fast!"

Big egg timer 'Latest in time share properties.'