Script Stickler Pillows

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'They all want to play the star.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

The Oxford Comma Coin

Hollywood producer.

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

"I have to ask you a few questions. I've written a screenplay. Would you read it?"

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

"He's left a suicide screenplay."

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

Department of Education - No smoaking.

Scrip Doctor

"I’ve gotta tell you, there’s a lot of demand for a sequel."

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

Monk painting a spelling mistake.

"Are you aware that in your submission you misspelled 'deer editer'?"

"Just got the script from the focus group. Fabulous!"

Subtitles for the Stupid

"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it!"

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

"Whoes jumping? My secretary enforces a strict 'No Smoking' policy"

"I don't get it. I'm playing a legendary jazz musician and the director keeps telling me to stick to the script and stop improvising."

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

Write a Screenplay

Writer's Strike