
Tracking app: '3 minutes ago, we couldn't deliver your toilet paper parcel because you didn't answer the door.'
Add a touch of humor and motivation to their space with pillows that celebrate the art of timing. Comfortable and quirky for any enthusiast's home.
Tracking app: '3 minutes ago, we couldn't deliver your toilet paper parcel because you didn't answer the door.'
'Can our software do that?'
Putin and Zelensky
Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.
The rocket powered skiier
A day at the transgenic races
'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).
'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'
"Can that be right?"
'Do you know how fast you were going?'
"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"
'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'
clock shopkeeper says timing is everything
'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'
Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.
Dairy Devil
"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."
No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.
Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.
'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'
Skier flying past mountains
Speeding Forklift
'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'
'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'
Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.
Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man
Get ready ... Get set ...
He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.
"You're late."
22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.
Big Guys vs Little Guys
'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'
The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake
"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."
'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'
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