
'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'
Add a touch of humor to their space with pillows featuring clever designs and witty sayings that celebrate impeccable punchlines and comedic timing.
'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'
'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'
A bird tries to fly through a window to a bird house which is in a living room.
'What are you implying.'
"There! I finished my jigsaw puzzle! I'm so happy! It only took me a year!"
Earthquake Insurance
Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.
'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'
Kissing Prompt
Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.
"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."
"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."
When pedants take a break.
"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."
'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'
Valentine's Day
"His last words were: Tell Martha to pay the doctors first."
"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."
'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'
'They no longer award retirees with a gold watch, so I got the time-clock!'
"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."
'I'm sorry, we are looking for a different kind of party animal.'
"Oh, now you want to talk, when all week it was 'Do Not Disturb.'"
Horse bolts from Horse-box it sees in a carpark.
"He wasn't ready for the talk."
Big egg timer 'Latest in time share properties.'
"The key is to hit the deck before the ball arrives. Jake, not so fast!"
'I'm hoping one day I'll be discovered by the director of Riverdance.'
'No dear, I don't think you can be 'first footer'. I don't think you can even find your feet.'
The Beat
'You're doing great. I'll take over at half past. . .'
"Do you sell backup cameras?"
"Speeding? Impossible. I'm on my way to my tax audit!"
God's turnaround time.
"Now, don't get too excited – it could just be a hand puppet."
Explore our mugs collection for more hilarious and clever designs that celebrate perfect comedic timing.
Browse our art prints for a clever and humorous touch to any room, perfect for those who love comedy and wit.
Discover t-shirts that speak the language of humor and timing, ideal for comedy enthusiasts and fans of witty fashion.