Punctuality Paradox Lover Pillows

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'Sorry I'm late.'

"Help! Set me free!"

Big Ben

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

"Is that a new watch?"

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

"I'm sick of hearing about unpredictable time portals and black holes. If you want to work here, you need to show up on time."

Late for a date,,,

'Sorry I'm late!'

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

Cuckoo flying out of its clock.

"The white rabbit gets fired"

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

'You're late for our meeting again'

"You're late."

Belated $3 birthday cards. 'Darn. All I've got is two bucks.' Bob was always a day late and a dollar short.

"You're early."

Train Arrivals

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

'Sorry if I'm late.'

A School Girl and Teacher.