Punctuality Paradox Lover Pillows

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'Sorry I'm late.'

Big Ben

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"Help! Set me free!"

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

"Is that a new watch?"

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"I'm sick of hearing about unpredictable time portals and black holes. If you want to work here, you need to show up on time."

Late for a date,,,

"The white rabbit gets fired"

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

Cuckoo flying out of its clock.

'Sorry I'm late!'

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

'You're late for our meeting again'

"You're late."

"I don't think you need to worry about being late! After all, it's you who drives the train!"

'In our thirty twon years of marriage this is the first time Barney's been late for work.'

'Sorry if I'm late.'

A School Girl and Teacher.

Train Arrivals