Punctual Pal Pillows

Checking watch

"It get it – you're hungry."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

Deadlines, Inc.

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'I'm sorry, but the position of Contentment Provider has been filled.'

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"You're late."

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

Persian

Clock in, Clock out.

"Good arm."

Cuckoo flying out of its clock.

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"Sir, Sparky is here for his 3:00 pm throw."

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

Kangaroo in a hurry.

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

'All the demons chipped in to get Satan a gag gift for his birthday.'

But alas, it was only Grandpa Otis and his signature, 'Pull my feather,' prank.

"And God, if it isn't too much trouble, please clean the printhead."

Waiter is about to give diner the Turkey Surprise dinner.

"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."

"Wake up late this morning?"

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

"You very rarely get to work on time, your reports are always late you completely miss most meetings..."

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

Punctuation-challenged posters.

Love.

Kitty's Clock, each hour marked by a cat's face and the reminders, 'Scratch me, Brush me, Feed me, Play with me, Look at me, Pet me, Find me, Talk to me, Feed me, Rub me, Hold me.'