Punctual Paws Pillows

"Sir, Sparky is here for his 3:00 pm throw."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Late BroomStick

"You keep impeccable time."

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Deadlines, Inc.

Time Clock

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

"You're late."

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

Clock in, Clock out.

Internal Clocks.

The perfect relationship

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

9:15. Sorry I'm late -- I had to floss.

"You're late."

'I thought for sure your perfect attendance record was coming to an end today, Stillwater.'

"Where's your evidence?"

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

Kangaroo in a hurry.

You're late!

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

"Of course, 'today seems to be dragging more than usual'. You came in on time, for once!"

Train Arrivals

Checking watch

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

'Oh no! Here comes our insurance guy! He's 3 minutes early for our appointment.'

Rail service excuses: Points failure.