Paws-on Punctuality Pillows

"You keep impeccable time."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Sundial Time

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

'Am I the first one here?'

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Deadlines, Inc.

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"You're late."

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Big Ben

"Help! Set me free!"

Clock in, Clock out.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"Is that a new watch?"

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

Late for a date,,,

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

'Sorry I'm late!'

"Sir, Sparky is here for his 3:00 pm throw."

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

'You're late for our meeting again'

"You're late."