Paws-on Punctuality Gifts

"You keep impeccable time."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Sundial Time

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

'Am I the first one here?'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Deadlines, Inc.

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"You're late."

Big Ben

"Help! Set me free!"

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

Clock in, Clock out.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

'Sorry I'm late!'

"Is that a new watch?"

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'

'You're late for our meeting again'

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

Late for a date,,,

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

"Sir, Sparky is here for his 3:00 pm throw."

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

"You're late."