Punctual Paws T-Shirts

"Sir, Sparky is here for his 3:00 pm throw."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Late BroomStick

"You keep impeccable time."

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Time Clock

Deadlines, Inc.

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

"You're late."

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

Internal Clocks.

Clock in, Clock out.

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

The perfect relationship

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.

"You're late."

'I thought for sure your perfect attendance record was coming to an end today, Stillwater.'

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

Kangaroo in a hurry.

"Where's your evidence?"

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

"Of course, 'today seems to be dragging more than usual'. You came in on time, for once!"

Train Arrivals

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

Checking watch

You're late!

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

Rail service excuses: Points failure.

'Oh no! Here comes our insurance guy! He's 3 minutes early for our appointment.'

Justin Time