Punctual Pal Mugs

Checking watch

"It get it – you're hungry."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

Deadlines, Inc.

"You're late."

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

Persian

Clock in, Clock out.

"Good arm."

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"Sir, Sparky is here for his 3:00 pm throw."

Cuckoo flying out of its clock.

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

Kangaroo in a hurry.

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

Waiter is about to give diner the Turkey Surprise dinner.

But alas, it was only Grandpa Otis and his signature, 'Pull my feather,' prank.

'All the demons chipped in to get Satan a gag gift for his birthday.'

"And God, if it isn't too much trouble, please clean the printhead."

"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."

"Wake up late this morning?"

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

"You very rarely get to work on time, your reports are always late you completely miss most meetings..."

Punctuation-challenged posters.

Love.

Kitty's Clock, each hour marked by a cat's face and the reminders, 'Scratch me, Brush me, Feed me, Play with me, Look at me, Pet me, Find me, Talk to me, Feed me, Rub me, Hold me.'