Punctuation Pal Pillows

Punctuation-challenged posters.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"I've just invented the question mark."

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

Punctuation Karaoke Night

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

"How did this comma get in with all the pieces?"

A Semicolon.

Exclamation Marks Chasing the Question Mark.

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

John was always the first to notice typos.

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

"I don't like it - he used a spell checker!"

Punctuation Weather

Sarah visited the planet Spelling Mistake and met the Spellingmistakians

Apostrophe, Aopstropher, Apostrothem.

"If it's all the same to you, I'll convert the text to lower-case and remove all the exclamation marks."