Punctuation Lover Pillows

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

Gee, this is my lucky night. You see, when it comes to women, I'm not a leg man; I'm not a breast man; I'm a punctuation man. ! !

Woman sitting on a chair patterned with @ symbols, wearing a dress with a question mark print and reading a book with an exclamation mark.

Exclamation Marks Chasing the Question Mark.

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Punctuation Police

Someone who knows apostrophes

'The Questioner'

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

Dating an English Major

Lessons in Prehistory.

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

"I've just invented the question mark."

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

Job Interview Gone Bad.

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!

Ironing Punctuation

'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

I have taken over Sarahs body!

'Do it write the first time.'

'You've spelt 'C.V.' wrongly.'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'