Punctuation Pal Prints

Punctuation-challenged posters.

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"I've just invented the question mark."

I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

Punctuation Karaoke Night

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

"How did this comma get in with all the pieces?"

A Semicolon.

'And I thought I went on and on...'

Do you mind if I nibble on your exclamation points? !!!

Exclamation Marks Chasing the Question Mark.

N't. Dear, we're commas. Get down here before you get hurt.

Smile??? I'm pregnant.

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

John was always the first to notice typos.

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

"I don't like it - he used a spell checker!"

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

Punctuation Weather

Sarah visited the planet Spelling Mistake and met the Spellingmistakians

Gee, this is my lucky night. You see, when it comes to women, I'm not a leg man; I'm not a breast man; I'm a punctuation man. ! !

"If it's all the same to you, I'll convert the text to lower-case and remove all the exclamation marks."

Will work for punctuation marks above my head. ?

Your lips still say "No," but you started out with six exclamation points above your head and now you're down to one. !

"He said, and I quote, 'I'm a colon'."

What are we going to do? Let's get something to eat. Yes!! I like the sound of that idea. Count us in. I'm buying. What's the caveat? Hold it! Stop! I'm putting an end to all this right here!

Apostrophe, Aopstropher, Apostrothem.