Pulpit Professional Gifts

It was that moment that Pastor Russ realized that it was Saturday.

He's rehearsing his sermon. Ah, practicing what he preaches.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Best Before 5th Pint.

Thou Shalt Not!

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Serious Putty

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

Loyalty Award

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

'They're a very successful family.'

Professional woman in pub

"I want to work from home!"

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Office of quality assurance"

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

Work Life Balance

'We are gathered here...'

"Appointments. Disappointments."

Regular Sermons - Fire & Brimstone Sermons

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

'I am trying to achieve a work-life balance'

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

Good luck with your video interview.