Publicans Pillows

"Let me guess - stout and bitter?"

Conservatives in Power Disappoint the Licensed Trade

'Why do you knock them back so quickly?' - 'I had one stolen once.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

2021

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Campaign for Plain English

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

vaccine wars.

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

The Three Wise Queens

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Inclusive speech

'No ice.'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Fighting Covid

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Medical personnel give their hearts

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Dialogue

Deaths from Coronavirus