Public Transport Complainants Gifts

Winter. I'm starting to think it's not coming at all.

Packed like sardines

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

SF NO

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

They Always Say That

Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

"Hard day at the train station dear?"

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

"It'll have to come down."

"It's not the going to work I mind . . . it's that they actually expect me to work when I'm there!"

"I've told you - I refuse to pay those extortionate bus fares..!!"

'I need to work a different shift.'

End Of The Line

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

I wish I never had to ride on another bus for as long as I live. Is there a Greek God of cabs I can pray to? I think his name is "Hackus." Bus.

Hop on and Hop off sign on the side of a bus

'Our fare hike will leave service at the same level, just like guess what?'

As a teleworker Colin loved to be reminded of the horrors of commuting.

U.S. Rail System

"It all started when we adopted a highway."

Commuting

"First Class?" - "No....Staff."

'If no one rides it, is it still mass transit?'

Next Train Arrival: You're better off walking

Set achievable training: "Right, so that's agreed we'll scrap plans to develop a faster than light machine and concentrate on getting the buses to run on time."

Jeremy Always Seemed to End Up Sitting Next to the Nutter.

'Passengers without a driver? Sounds like my local rail operator.'

'Strategic rail authority 10 year plan: buy a ticket, wait for the train.'

"I know we shouldn't expect a seat but this is ridiculous."

'Hi, is this the commuting 'bus'?'

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

Alternative Funding for Jerry's Train