Public Transport Complainants Mugs

Packed like sardines

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

"Hard day at the train station dear?"

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

"It'll have to come down."

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

"I've told you - I refuse to pay those extortionate bus fares..!!"

End Of The Line

'I need to work a different shift.'

"It's not the going to work I mind . . . it's that they actually expect me to work when I'm there!"

Hop on and Hop off sign on the side of a bus

"First Class?" - "No....Staff."

Commuting

'Our fare hike will leave service at the same level, just like guess what?'

"It all started when we adopted a highway."

As a teleworker Colin loved to be reminded of the horrors of commuting.

U.S. Rail System

'If no one rides it, is it still mass transit?'

Next Train Arrival: You're better off walking

Set achievable training: "Right, so that's agreed we'll scrap plans to develop a faster than light machine and concentrate on getting the buses to run on time."

Jeremy Always Seemed to End Up Sitting Next to the Nutter.

'Passengers without a driver? Sounds like my local rail operator.'

'Strategic rail authority 10 year plan: buy a ticket, wait for the train.'

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

'Hi, is this the commuting 'bus'?'

"I know we shouldn't expect a seat but this is ridiculous."

"Everyday, we give her 10 karma points for not using her bag to hog the seat beside her and everyday we take 10 away because she feels so smug about it."