Public Opinion Researcher Pillows

Public Opinion Research: Gruntled or Disgruntled.

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

The Problem with World Population Growth

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

Bureau of Power to the People

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

Like Minded

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

New Mandate - Gun Control, Immigration Reform, Jobs, End of War, and Health Reform.

'We'd like to have a look at the decimation of public services in the area.'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

First and last day as census taker...

'Perhaps it's time we re-branded.'

'He joined the party in support of the police cuts.'

Election Time

People want as much government as they deserve.

'Labour have promised everyone can see their GP within 48 hours...here's yours!'

Your tax dollars at work building this sign.

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

"And finally, would you say your fear of crime has increased?"

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

Gallup...opinion plus...just plain nosey.

'We get 183 channels, and I still don't know what I think.'

End Of The Line

Babbling Idiot

"But, what if we're attacked in the press?"