Public Opinion Researcher Gifts

Public Opinion Research: Gruntled or Disgruntled.

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

The Problem with World Population Growth

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

Bureau of Power to the People

Like Minded

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

Just Another Sloe News Day

New Mandate - Gun Control, Immigration Reform, Jobs, End of War, and Health Reform.

'We'd like to have a look at the decimation of public services in the area.'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

First and last day as census taker...

'Perhaps it's time we re-branded.'

'He joined the party in support of the police cuts.'

Not So Into This One

'And now, an NBS News Special Investigative Report: Why doesn't President Obama get the respect and support he deserves?'

Election Time

People want as much government as they deserve.

'Labour have promised everyone can see their GP within 48 hours...here's yours!'

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

Your tax dollars at work building this sign.

"And finally, would you say your fear of crime has increased?"

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

Gallup...opinion plus...just plain nosey.

Babbling Idiot

End Of The Line

"Of course, this prediction has a plus or minus margin of error of 80% or 90%."