Public Opinion Gifts

'I prefer 'Baby Boomer' over 'Senior Citizen'.'

'FOCUS, people, FOCUS!'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

Put us down as decidedly and definitely more positive than "maybe" but probably something not quite so strong as "perhaps."

I'm in favor of missiles, anti-missiles, and anti-anti missiles, but I'm against proliferation of anti-anti-anti missiles. Opinion Poll.

Mr. Frog. Poll. Poll. I'm not looking forward to this. Amphibians can never make up their minds --- first it's one way and then the other.

Election Time

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

"Your approval rating rises considerably when the public thinks you're dead."

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

"No opinion, eh? Well, I'll put you down as 'lair.'"

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

Like Minded

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

'Perhaps it's time we re-branded.'

'And now, an NBS News Special Investigative Report: Why doesn't President Obama get the respect and support he deserves?'

"It's a seasonal thing....Like the first gritters of the winter and the first cuckoo of spring!"

The first accurate poll.

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

"But, what if we're attacked in the press?"

Mori, Ipsos, Gallup, just nosey

'We get 183 channels, and I still don't know what I think.'

"The latest numbers are in. More voters want you to drop out than to run."

"Well, I'm offended!"

Babbling Idiot

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'

Frank integrates the modern, poll-driven, finger-in-the-wind brand of politics into his parenting style.