'If you don't mind, my P.R. agent will sit in on this.'
Public Image Protector Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who’s always protecting their public image? Our unique products are designed to celebrate their integrity, wit, and reputation management skills. Whether they’re in the spotlight or behind the scenes, these items highlight their role as guardians of image with a humorous twist.
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'
The Environmentalist
Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."
"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."
"I love you too, big guy."
"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."
"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."
"Global warming is a great icebreaker."
The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.
Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...
Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.
How did THAT get there? Wash me.
'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'
"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."
Evolution.
Coronavirus Sisyphys
The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing
"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."
Please buzz off. That's my flower!
Privacy Conference Security
The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.
Privacy - Surveillance
'More government surveillance!'
Global Warming Coming Soon!
A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".
'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'
Igloo for birds.
'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'
"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban
'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'
"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"
Public Image Protector Gifts Collection
Public Image Protector Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating public image protectors and add a humorous touch to their daily routine.
Public Image Protector Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to brighten up their space and remind them of their reputation-guarding prowess.
Public Image Protector Prints
Browse our art prints that celebrate the guardians of image with clever designs perfect for their workspace or home.
Public Image Protector T-Shirts
Discover our T-shirts designed for those who keep their image immaculate—perfect for casual wear that speaks volumes.