Public Image Protector Pillows

'If you don't mind, my P.R. agent will sit in on this.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I love you too, big guy."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Evolution.

Coronavirus Sisyphys

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Privacy Conference Security

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Privacy - Surveillance

'More government surveillance!'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Igloo for birds.

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"