"Is my talking on the phone while in line bothering you? 'Cause if it's not, I can talk louder."
Public Space Protector Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone dedicated to safeguarding our public spaces? Discover unique, creatively designed items that celebrate their commitment to environmental and community preservation. Perfect for urban activists, park defenders, or community advocates wanting to show pride in their mission.
Trump leaving
God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth
'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'
"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."
"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."
"Would it kill you to compost?"
What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!
"These latest surveys are very reassuring."
"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."
Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.
Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'
'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'
"We're trying to help you!"
If you can read this, you're standing too close.
Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed
Boston Marathon: The First Responders.
Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat
An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party
Man playing chess from his parked car.
"See a trend?"
Do something for the environment.
"Don't think of it as hell. . . just think of it as a normally recurring seasonal weather pattern."
"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."
Climate Crisis and the Banks
"My wife is constantly invading my personal space. I think she gets it from her family."
Climate change
"Don't invade his space."
'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'
Earth Reset Button.
Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...
COP26
"Have you tried turning it off and on?"
'Apparently it was quite a nice country before the mining industry took hold.'
"It's absurd to think it won't get warm enough to colonize. That would require them to work together."
Public Space Protector Gifts Collection
Public Space Protector Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that honor public space protectors—ideal for daily motivation or as a meaningful gift.
Public Space Protector Pillows
Decorate with pillows that inspire and motivate public space advocates—comfort and message combined.
Public Space Protector Prints
Enhance your space with prints that speak to the importance of safeguarding public environments—perfect for inspiring action.
Public Space Protector T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts celebrating community and environmental activism—wear your support boldly and stylishly.