Public Image Jester Gifts

'I had that dream where I go out in public without my hairpiece again.'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Employee won't think about work outside of box

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

'Brains...brains...brains...'

'You've become like a son to me, Alvin. But the company has strict rules against nepotism, so I have to let you go.'

'This is a job for a consultant.'

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

A baby in court

CEO.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

In, Out, Shake it all about