Public Image Jester Gifts

'I had that dream where I go out in public without my hairpiece again.'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

Employee won't think about work outside of box

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

'You've become like a son to me, Alvin. But the company has strict rules against nepotism, so I have to let you go.'

'This is a job for a consultant.'

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

A baby in court

CEO.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"In times like these we all have to pull together, to work flexibly. We need to operate outside of our traditional roles for the greater good."