Political Jester Gifts

Apathy club bumper stickers - 'Don't blame us, we didn't vote'.

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

Donald Trump's Flying Circus

While we watched the Trump circus... In the middle of the night the GOP controlled Congress took away your right to hold the big banks accountable when they rip you off!

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

'I used to be a liberal conservative, but now I'm a conservative liberal.'

Men Wonking.

'Honey, do you want to watch Dancing With the Stars, or the news showing Congress dancing all around the tough issues?'

Tory Fundraiser - Pin the blame on the leader.

Changing of Guard, 2010.

'Gabrielle Giffords is pro-gun, pro-free speech, and against illegal immigration, so of course the liberals want to honor her by... passing more gun control laws, giving amnesty to illegals, and censoring the internet!'

'I was a far-right winger. . . a moderate right winger. . . a centrist! But the real me is a flip flopper!'

Beppe Grillo

"To say that UKIP is a single issue party..."

Pub bore. Right-wing rubbish spouted £20.

Uber Files

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

A baby in court

The Scones-Monkey Trial. I, Judge Sadie, am prepared to rule. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Intelligent design versus evolution. Borrrinnng. That is my legal finding. Appeal. Will all bipeds please rise.

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

'No, no. I told you to look for a precedent.'