Political Jesters Gifts

USBULA United States Bureau of Unnecessarily Long Acronyms

Mr. Park, I'm afraid you've got EPS. I'm not familiar.. Extreme Partisanship Syndrome. What's that? Sean Hannity made an interesting point last night. I'll kill that terrorist!!! Very severe case. Heart pounding, sweating, hives

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Chris Matthews'

'He said his first buzz word today!'

'If dodos are extinct, how do you explain our foreign policy?'

'Raymond's an anarchist couch potato.'

"We could save money by turning the TV off every time they mention Boris."

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

'Honey, do you want to watch Dancing With the Stars, or the news showing Congress dancing all around the tough issues?'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

Pumping up wig in blender.

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath).

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

Donald Trump's Flying Circus

"No matter who I vote for, Tia Carmen always votes for the other guy. That means my candidate gets two votes!"

'It certainly is a big one!'

While we watched the Trump circus... In the middle of the night the GOP controlled Congress took away your right to hold the big banks accountable when they rip you off!

'Oh, about your theory - Heisenberg thinks he's found a loophole.'

Uber Files

Vendor is the knight: knight sells hotdogs.

'Oh, that...sure I'd like to take a fling at that and then quit'

'I was a far-right winger. . . a moderate right winger. . . a centrist! But the real me is a flip flopper!'

"I'm no doctor, but it looks like the poor guy's got coronavirus."

I agree with you Sadie. It's a total waste. What is? Facebook. It just sucks up your time, with the chatting and the updates and the Scrabble playing. Scrabble? People play on Facebook, or their iPhones, or casual game sites. Total waste. I love Scrabble! Hook baited. Internal conflict!

"I'd like to meet Rocketman at the DMZ and dance Gangnam style."

Bad Reads

Another session of the lunch-hour scientists...

Pub bore. Right-wing rubbish spouted £20.

Ca you find Pompeo on a map?

'I need $600 to build a dog house: $210 for materials and labor, $150 for a permit, and $140 for an environmental impact statement.'

'You don't need to remind them every time that the bubble's going to burst.'