Political Jesters Prints

USBULA United States Bureau of Unnecessarily Long Acronyms

'He said his first buzz word today!'

'If dodos are extinct, how do you explain our foreign policy?'

'Raymond's an anarchist couch potato.'

"We could save money by turning the TV off every time they mention Boris."

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

Pumping up wig in blender.

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath).

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

"No matter who I vote for, Tia Carmen always votes for the other guy. That means my candidate gets two votes!"

Donald Trump's Flying Circus

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

'It certainly is a big one!'

While we watched the Trump circus... In the middle of the night the GOP controlled Congress took away your right to hold the big banks accountable when they rip you off!

Uber Files

Vendor is the knight: knight sells hotdogs.

'Oh, that...sure I'd like to take a fling at that and then quit'

"I'm no doctor, but it looks like the poor guy's got coronavirus."

'I was a far-right winger. . . a moderate right winger. . . a centrist! But the real me is a flip flopper!'

Bad Reads

Pub bore. Right-wing rubbish spouted £20.

"I'd like to meet Rocketman at the DMZ and dance Gangnam style."

Ca you find Pompeo on a map?

'I need $600 to build a dog house: $210 for materials and labor, $150 for a permit, and $140 for an environmental impact statement.'

Another session of the lunch-hour scientists...

'You don't need to remind them every time that the bubble's going to burst.'

'It's not a good time to ask for a raise. Money's tight. In fact, you may not have noticed, but they've cut staff.'

"They're worried that the most difficult jobs will be filled by the least competent..." HOUSE OF COMMONS

"The cops were on to him"

'Internet troll, right?'

"The joke? It just says 'Brexit' ..."