Policy Jester Gifts

'Goodbye 'Kiss and Tell'. Hello 'Discuss and lose interest.''

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"National security adviser"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Dog walking Human.

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

E.U. Banking Union.

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

G7 Summit Concern

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

Roe v. Wade

'The recession is over, again.'

Obama Healthcare.

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Do Guns Kill?

Pennies for People, Billions for War

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'What I have to do first?!'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Rock and a Hard Place