Policy Jester Pillows

'Goodbye 'Kiss and Tell'. Hello 'Discuss and lose interest.''

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Good boy."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"National security adviser"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Dog walking Human.

E.U. Banking Union.

G7 Summit Concern

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

Obama Healthcare.

'The recession is over, again.'

Roe v. Wade

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

EU: Behind the scenes.

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'What I have to do first?!'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Rock and a Hard Place

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."