Pubgoer Gifts

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

'Fill it up.' 'The olive bowl.'

'If that's Bo-Peep, you haven't seen me...'

'That's all you kids are getting, football is a game of two halves you know.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Piracy on a boating lake

How about going easy on the carbs

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"I think we may be related!"

"It feels good to unwind..."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Masquerade

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Life's a Bench.

Cheers

Dance.

His & hers towels.

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

Dog Bar with Toilets.