Pub Pacer Gifts

"Suddenly, Jake realized he and his Mandolin had stumbled into a Ukulele pub."

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"What other tricks does he need?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'The Saxon King' pub

Surreal ale

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

Dog Bar with Toilets.

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Me too! Let's get some beers!"

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

Cold Beers and Skiers

'I brew it myself.'

Over-reaction Man.

'I think she just whispered those three little words in his ear - Time,Gentlemen,Please!'

'His idea of healthy living is going to the pub in his tracksuit.'

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"Ignore gordon. He's had a snootfull."

Pub Kendo.

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'Your wife doesn't understand you. . .'

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'