Psychometric Fan Gifts

Employment recruitment aptitude test

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Is it that bad?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Science Fair Judgements

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

Free Radicals.

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

Entropy.

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

Science And Society 1923

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

Newton Discovers Gravity

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

"My self help book on self-esteem is not selling as well as I'd anticipated..!"

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'