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'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Science Fair Judgements

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

Free Radicals.

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Entropy.

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

Newton Discovers Gravity

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Science And Society 1923

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

"My self help book on self-esteem is not selling as well as I'd anticipated..!"

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

"I'm tired of being an electron."