Psychology Partisans Pillows

Psychological Umbrella

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

Pavlov's Puppy

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Free-Floating Anxiety

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Blok drives by New York City.

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Pavlov's Cat

'Why is it always about me?'

Regardless children just want to fit in.

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

Mummy Shrink.

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"You have got to want to change."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"