Psychology Partisans Gifts

Psychological Umbrella

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Pavlov's Puppy

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

Free-Floating Anxiety

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

Blok drives by New York City.

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

Pavlov's Cat

Regardless children just want to fit in.

'Why is it always about me?'

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

Mummy Shrink.

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"You have got to want to change."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

"Do you feel you were loved as a tadpole?"