Psychology Joker Pillows

I never had a pony, Dr. Kapuchnik. Get over it, Al. Tastes like chicken.

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Intelligent people laugh too!

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Get crazy once in a while

How are you at decision making?

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

E=Emcee Squared

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

See, Bill? They DID remember us this Valentine's Day!

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"I tolerate you too. With all my heart."

"My ex wife is a heart surgeon. . . she ripped my heart out!"

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

"Harold, it's good you listen to your body, but must I listen to it too?"

Toilet humour

Party Schools...

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

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