Psychology Joker Pillows

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Intelligent people laugh too!

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Get crazy once in a while

How are you at decision making?

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

E=Emcee Squared

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

See, Bill? They DID remember us this Valentine's Day!

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"I tolerate you too. With all my heart."

"My ex wife is a heart surgeon. . . she ripped my heart out!"

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

"Harold, it's good you listen to your body, but must I listen to it too?"

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

Toilet humour

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

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